Years of experience. Strong references. Available immediately.
For the friend who turns a quiet Tuesday into an event and somehow always knows where the best terrace is. The credential nobody asked for, printed on the chest in mock-corporate confidence. A small but specific kind of humor that lands instantly with anyone who's ever extended a "quick drink" into a six-hour situation.
The print sits where a real embroidered company logo would, small and proud, like you've been promoted to a job you actually want. Soft heavyweight cotton, garment-dyed for that lived-in feel.
